Attack of the bird

I was driving to work the other day, on a major street, minding my own business when I was atacked by a bird. The bird nosedived straight into my window, which was only rolled less than half way down, from there it flew into the side of my head and fluttered about in my hair just for a few seconds i'm sure but it felt much longer. The bird then flew to the other side of my van and proceded to shit all over the material on my van's door. Through all of this I am still trying to pay attention to the road and somehow manage to use my blinker to pull over and try to get th bird out. I went around to the back and lifted the back door up and from the out side i'm sure I looked like a crazy person for screaming and cussing at the bird to get out of my van. It worked, he flew right out. Exciting dont you think?